自擬兩則春節的祝福語

1、“What？”。Child Sent to Bed。2、It’s Time to Go to School 該去“上學”了 One early morning.a lady went in to wake up her son.。3、“I’m thirsty.Can you bring me a glass of water？”。4、“Well.the kids hate me for one.and the teachers hate me.too。”。5、(Five minutes later)。6、上床睡覺的小孩。“Well.for one.you’re 52 years old.And for another.you’re the Principal[校長]。”。